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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:33

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is parental involvement in their daughters' marriages beneficial? Why or why not?

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Yes sir it is.

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What is your review of working in EY?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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